Dr. Shit Face
22. Artist. Bartender. Texas State University - Dual Major Communication Design and Painting. I like to create shit.

deducingsherlockian:

what do you mean this didn’t happen

kegelgod:

wanderlustforlifexx:

snapfordakids:

this is too much right now.

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

the curve is strong with him

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"…just kidding, Foxy Shazam."

"…just kidding, Foxy Shazam."

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Anonymous asked: So do you enjoy raping little pre-pubescent turtles while using their shells as soup bowls for your sick obsession with canned Chili, you sick fucking cock donkey punch of human waste.

ashmylucky:

Thoroughly and once I finish the chili, I use the shells as cups (cups to protect the peep)

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  • My dad: You can come mow my lawn until you pay me back $115
  • Me: I'll take your lack of parenting and we'll call it even. *Drops mic*